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Muffin Man

by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016
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Muffin Man

Scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.
"Later he the muffin man says:

Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
by Britawaterfilterjuice March 2, 2010
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muffin man

A term used to describe someone outside of a social group

Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"

Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Nope."
by sedoop April 4, 2015
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The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017
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muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.
Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.
by itsjussme February 28, 2004
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the muffin man

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
by dane garner March 8, 2008
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the muffin man

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8
fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man
by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020
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