muffin head

A name used by very sheltered people, or people that are trying to cover up for what bad language they just used.

Oh you stupid fu-i mean muffin head.

by shithole May 12, 2003

muffin head

The head of an erect penis. Usually resmbles the top of a freshly maked muffin.

I was talkin to Chistina last night and I got a sweet muffin head

by William Roll October 23, 2004

muffin headed ass

A nigger who has so much hair in their ass that it looks like a muffin

Hitler said to Kyle "damn you have a muffin headed ass."

by Deadhitlerchildren April 26, 2017

muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole younk

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

by Hater 10204 July 9, 2022

Muffin head

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.

*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

by Whyisallwordstaken May 9, 2021