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muffin head 

The head of an erect penis. Usually resmbles the top of a freshly maked muffin.
I was talkin to Chistina last night and I got a sweet muffin head
muffin head by William Roll October 23, 2004

muffin head 

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't
damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face
muffin head by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Muffin head 

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.
*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

cock head cunt muffin 

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends
Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin

muffin headed ass 

A nigger who has so much hair in their ass that it looks like a muffin
Hitler said to Kyle "damn you have a muffin headed ass."