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Muffstache

Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"
by Team Coco!!! January 22, 2010
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Muffstache

1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
by Reaper727 September 26, 2009
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Muffstache

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.
A really good band name is Muffstache.
by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008
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muffstache

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.
"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."
by redcore September 17, 2007
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Muffstache

pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.
"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."
by antsypants14 July 18, 2014
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Hitler Muffstache

When a woman's pubic hair resembles that of Hitler's moustache.
I accidentally gave myself a Hitler Muffstache when the razor slipped.
by Jay5273 March 13, 2011
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A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.
Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache
by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006
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