mudpie delight

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

Mudgeman

A silly guy named Cameron

That's a classic mudgeman move, right there...

by Finnyman June 29, 2019

Mudge

A catchall term for an individual of mudginess

Oaft, some mudge but osly

by danie7smith November 26, 2022

Mudge Smudge

Basically, after you have butt sex and have poop on your wiener (Mudge), you wipe said poop on your partner's upper lip (Smudge). It's an updated term for a Dirty Sanchez.

Did you check out the Mudge Smudge that Bob left on Stanley? There was corn in it.

by Cassiebeth182 May 7, 2015

mungiejumping

This is a mung assualt that should only be attempted by professionals. This takes a great deal of preparation and safety measures. Helmet is recommended while attempting this highflying munging attack. This is where a munger either jumps from a high structure, preferably a bridge, and strategically places the victim on a surface where this fantastic feat can be accomplished. One will then strap on the mungie cords and propell him or herself over the edge towards the tasty victim's rotten, but scrumptious vagina. Your partner will hold the victim prior to the moment of impact. Once the impact is inevitable, your partner will place his/her mouth over the waiting vagina. POW!!! Taste your sweet success and have fun while doing it.

1. Sorry mom, I can't go to my little brother's baseball game, I had a prior engagement to go mungie jumping with Tommy.

2. I went to Johnny's funeral. He died from a horrific mungiejumping accident. (he was not wearing a helmet)

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

Mudgey

A complimentary description of a body type, generally male, which features a moderate layer of fat concealing underlying muscles. Mudgey men may play club sports, but don't make fitness and a healthy diet their top priority. As a result, they have a moderate level of fitness but do not present a chiseled appearance.

You should call Joe to help you move, he never goes to the gym but he's mudgey - he could definitely help you with the heavy stuff.

by Elevenisacharm May 2, 2015