muffiner

when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes

Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !

by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008

McFinger

To give a girl a good ol' finger at McDonald's. This can be in the dining area, bathroom or crew area. A McFinger can be performed at any time, as long as you are in the restaurant.

Person 1: Hey Dave, I heard you gave that girl a McFinger, did you end up having sex?

Dave: No way, I would never let a girl touch my willy.

by 4nthrax October 23, 2014

Georgia mud finger

1. The unfortunate digital anal infiltration one suffers at the hands of hillbillies.

On a roadtrip to Florida we broke down in the middle of nowhere. We got kidnapped by hicks. My friends are still missing but I escaped after getting the Georgia mud finger. My anus still aches.

by Matool13 August 27, 2011

California Mudslinger

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.

Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.

by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011

mudfugger

a quick way of saying mother fucker, just say it out load and see

Piss off you mudfugger

by Mr sirius October 19, 2005

Texas Mudslinger

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and grab the shit off your dick. Then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the shit in her face.

Did you hear that Laine Texas Mudslingered his girl last night.

by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011

Typey McFingers

(n.)Someone who takes forever to type an entry on Instant Messenger... especially when the subsequent entry is only a couple words long.
(intrj.) To implore someone to hurry up and send their Instant Message.

"C'mon, Typey McFingers."

by Jrznt June 5, 2004