Muddy Buddy 

An african american woman who will trade sexual intercourse with a white man for financial support and or a place to live. A Muddy Buddy could also be a one hit wonder- meaning that she will also trade rides or drugs for a little action.

Yo Johnny boy, are you still holding up that Muddy Buddy in your condo?

Johnny Boy: You bet your sweet ass I am, my wife thinks she's our renter. Little does she know I'm a bonafide Sugar Daddy of a Muddy Buddy.

Muddy Buddy by EverydaysausageShufflin''' October 1, 2013

muddy buddy 

anal sex

Muddy Buddy, sounds like anal sex.

muddy buddy by the green cheese January 4, 2011

muddy buddy 

when stumbling across a pile of dog poo you dip the tip of your shoe in the poo and kick one of your friends in the ass..he or she will ususally go to dust off there pants then realizing there is poo on there pants and now hand..

Yo you jus kicked me in the ass and now theres shit on my hand and ass!Yea man i gave you a muddy buddy!

muddy buddy by jdubya2287 July 20, 2010

Muddy Buddy 

When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.

"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."

Muddy Buddy by Thirstin Howl May 23, 2020

Muddy Buddy 

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

Muddy Buddy by joegarc1 February 14, 2023

Muddy Buddy 

When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.

Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*

Muddy Buddy by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 8, 2024

Muddy buddy 

When you pull out of a dude and he shits on your dick in a taco bell parking lot

Bro my dinggaling still smells like shit from the muddy buddy from my homeboy Travis last night

Muddy buddy by Lazyking445 July 15, 2025