Mud Shark: Noun. A caucasian female who thinks she is black. Traits - Tattoos on the thighs and/or neck region. Tight spiral curls hairsprayed to the forehead. Fluent in Ebonics. Tends to move head side to side and snap fingers while speaking. Always cusses and swears in every sentence. Avid fan of rap/hip-hop music. Can be found walking the emergency lanes on major highways.
There's that Mud Shark hitchhiking again... With a bottle of gin in her hand and a cigarette in her mouth. HOLLA!
by Drew Dat Brees June 21, 2012
That ho over there is a mud shark.
by orenthal james simpson November 05, 2002
by Lee Broussard April 01, 2003
A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who preferes to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.
by slicksal November 20, 2006
A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks: ....but there's a third.
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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.
Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!
The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.
Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!
The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
by MUD SHARK LUVER August 06, 2018
by CharlieB June 06, 2005
by The Man 516 April 26, 2009