Mud Shark

White, usually blonde, girls who love that big black dick.

Did you see Heidi Klum with Seal? You know she's a mud shark

by The Emperor May 12, 2007

Mud Shark

A Turd in the Ocean.

Watch out for those Mud Sharks!

by BiggMcC September 29, 2017

Mud Shark

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

by Goose Montana February 1, 2023

Mud Shark

(noun) A dump taken in the ocean.

See: Speckled Corn Trout, Brown Tarpon, Speckled Cornfish

"I ate a big breakfast, drank too much coffee, and when I was out on the boat later, I had to take a dump... so, I jumped in the water and let loose a huge mud shark."

by Jeffrey Lebowski, Jr. December 9, 2008

Mud Shark

A Type of Shark that are found in the shallow waters of Chichester Harbor - South England. The sharks nest and raise their young, over the summer period, just under the surface of the mud. Mud Sharks normally range between 2-3ft fully grown although their are rumors of 3-4ft sharks that lurk in Bosham Channel. Mud Sharks are generally not harmful to humans except when protecting their young when they have been known to attack children bathing.

"ARGH I just saw a mud shark"
"aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD"
"Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"

by SharkWatch01 July 18, 2009

Mud Shark

A turd...

That mud shark really left its mark on the way down... my mom made me clean it up with the brush!

by teawhy701 December 1, 2010

Mud Shark

Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.

That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark

by Cobbs May 18, 2006