moz

name of the slobby weed dealer played by Johnny vegas in witty bbc 3 sitcom IDEAL.

"dont mess with another mans butty, have you not read the unwritten rules - RUDE!" - moz

"oh judith, if you didnt sleep with corpses youd be me ideal woman." - moz

by mr.G.G April 30, 2006

moz

69kg of ginger steel and sex appeal

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“omg he is such a moz!”

by paultheflagger February 23, 2021

Moz

A Moz is a bloke who is a feind and loves a sesh. A Moz is also a predator who targets the weak and tries to take advantage of them through one sided negotiations.

He ripped you off hard! That’s such a Moz.

by TheWestyBoys September 5, 2021

Moz

The nickname or shortened version of Morrissey... who was the singer of English pre-emo band, The Smiths. Before the Smiths and homosexuality he was singing in the Nosebleeds.

"Moz is all the rage now that the Smiths are retro... BrandNew is gay."

by JayR August 27, 2003

moz

high, messed up. Also can be used as a common saying.

Moshe: yoo i was so mozed last night.
Eric: Sameee, I'm mozed right now.
Simon: MOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Greg Willard December 28, 2007

Moz

a talented veggie homo who is the godfather of britpop

Though Moz is gay, he is still cool

by carlos ramirez June 28, 2004

Moz

Another word for squt or sqwut

A tuft of hair on or around the gooch or anus. Commonly used to replace the word bitch because a person has complete control over their sqwut and can cut it off when they don't want it anymore.

Dude your definitely her sqwut/moz. You sweaty ass sqwut/moz.

by halffull August 19, 2009