moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.

Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.

by cg115 March 10, 2011

Oh, Moses, smell the roses

For God's sake, get a clue

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!

by Genku July 29, 2003

Moises

Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.

Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)

by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018

David Moyes

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"

by yasleo December 7, 2013

moosesus

(pl. n) many moose. just too many moose. this is the end.

(n.) moose Jesus

My friend was stampeded by moosesus.

Moosesus, our lord and Savior, then revived them.

by sylvee177 April 29, 2020

Moises

Moises is basically a person with a big heart but has dark secrets and only tells the ones he can trust.He is a person that has a lot of girls that like him and a lot of boys that hate him.He is also know to be very smart and has a lot of different types of friends.He usually doesn’t fight but when he does his enemies wish that they didn’t get him angry so Moises is a person who will Also take care of you and Moises can get more girls than other Males.If you ever get in a relationship with him he is the perfect one.

Girl:Oh My God Moises is the perfect person

Boy:Shut up,I am better than him

Girl:You just jealous because he can get girls,not like you

by Mr.Know-It-Al482 November 9, 2018