Mournsturbation

Cheering yourself up after a relative has died by means of masturbation.

"Hey, can I see Glenn?"
"I wouldn't go in there man, his aunt just died. The only way he could cheer up was mournsturbation."

by Cochese March 30, 2016

mormsturbate

When you masturbate using the book of mormon. Specifically, when you put your penis between the soft pages and sliding it out slowly.

Dude the other day i came so hard last night after i mormsturbated. i love the missionaries now.

by heisenberg420969 May 7, 2018

mounturbater

Chelsea fans who make up every excuse to defend Mason Mount and think he's the second coming of Eden Hazard.

Don't care much about him slandering that Kovacic performance - he's just another mounturbater.

by Juan Cervantes February 26, 2021