Mountain Biking 

Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.

Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!

Mountain Biking by Skin DIver April 7, 2022

Mountain Biking 

Sexiest sport on earth!!

The earth is flat just like mountain biking

Mountain Biking by :((((( November 22, 2021

Mountain Biking 

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.

Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.

Mountain Biking by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

downhill mountain biking 

these are generally awesome people who ride down a rooty, rocky and usually steep hill with a bike and armour. they are known to outsiders as 'fearless bastards' and usually get 'loose as a goose'

girls who participate in this sport are rare to find, but on the chance that you do find one you will soon learn that they are fucking fantastic and much more of a 'fearless bastard' compared to your everyday girl and guy. girls who ride bikes are amazing ;)

Downhiller 1: "shit dude, we ride downhill mountain biking, we're fucking awesome"
Downhiller 2: "fuck yeah, lets shred up some dirt!"
Downhiller Girl: "YEAH!"

downhill mountain biking by dhmtbsoph June 15, 2011

urban mountain biking 

very much like street BMX biking, but with a good quality, fullsize bicycle. urban mountain bikes have front-fork suspension and a hardtail, with a low-clearance top-tube and low seat. its an action sport with a small number of devoted practicioners who are recognizable by their deeply pocked, purple shins, tolerance, friendliness, maverick mentality, and sexy, athletic build.

-what is there to do in vancouver?
-go urban mountain biking!

urban mountain biking by akary January 30, 2006

Down Hill Mountain Biking 

The best sport Ever. Much better that other pussier types of MTBing. Chucking yourself off drops bigger than you can imagine.

Oh, did i mention, they get ALL the girls.

Whoah, look at that. Does he have a Down Hill Mountain Biking bike. He must be pretty gnarly.

Down Hill Mountain Biking by DH R!D3R! June 6, 2011

northshore mountain biking 

a discipline of mountain biking originated in vancouver's north shore. northshore riding takes place in the woods, on elevated, often extremely narrow wooden constructs such as "adirondack ladders" and "hamster wheels." a typical northshore bike has 6.5" travel front and rear, 26" wheels, and beartrap pedals.

the north shore of vancouver is northshore mountain biking's namesake

northshore mountain biking by akary January 30, 2006