mount

when bored in class you put your desk on the chair of the person sitting in front of you and say aloud "MOUNT!" get the entire class to mount

yesterday I mounted kat's chair
MOUNT!

by blu3hat January 26, 2011

Mount

Is a sexual connotation for sexual intercourse. It can be used in both heterosexual and homosexual intercourse as it means to "get on" someone and to fornicate with the persons.

guy#1: Blud; tell me you see that peng ting over there!

guy#2: Sht fam! I would mount that anyday!

by Wiseguyz? April 13, 2009

Mount

A mount is a position of one being (he) sitting on another (she) She will lay down on her back and he will put his butt on her stomach. His crotch will also be wrapped around her waist. Her legs will be behind his butt. Vice versa. This can be used for mating, wrestling, and home wrestling. Mating) You can kiss ur mate or squeeze her b00bies.

Wrestling) You can pin ur opponent down with this position
Home wrestling) u can do multiple things from this position, u can punch ur opponent, u can sit and fart on their face, u can also just sit their and make them cry. I usually start to teabagg them.

1) Grace: Get on my body mark
2) And Mark takes the mount winning the match!
3) Grace: fight me!!

Mark: *Mounts her in mount position*
Grace: Get off of me mark!!
Mark: Ima teabagg u
Grace: NOOOO
*Inserts sweaty stinky hairy nuts into graces mouth*

by fortnitetyceno2kbro June 21, 2020

mount

An experience that is inconvenient and unwarranted; any unpleasant or undesirable event.

"The drive through Boston today after the Red Sox game was such a mount, it took like 2 hours to get through the city."

"Wrapping 100ft, 2 inch thick generator cables is a mount."

by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008

mount

when one man puts his leg over the leg of another

dilpreet mounted dom, until he got stiff

by Penis McTithead February 19, 2004

Mount

When a guy pushes a girl against the wall and has sex with her.

Hey baby will you come over tonight and mount me.

by RR3TKK May 31, 2023

Mount St. Helen's volcano

In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.

When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016