mouch

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

by Two tone cock December 30, 2008

Mouch

Noun: Mattress Couch

Adj: Use your imagination!

You greasy little mouch.

by Mouchy June 17, 2010

Mouch

Half man half couch

James sat on his couch so long he became one with it.

So he turned into Mouch?

by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot July 16, 2022

Mouch

Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.

Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.

by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019

mouch

When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.

Eddie mouched a hooker from vegas.

by Jeff Overbo February 16, 2008

Mouch

A word used to emphasize or describe any given person, place or thing. Often used as a metaphor.

Let's get the mouch out of here.

Here comes the Mouch just mouching around.

He is so mouch, just a solid dude.

What a mouch, can't believe he did that?

I can't wait until we get to the mouch party!

Get your mouch on! 😉

by Red haired Castro May 30, 2016

mouch

a mouse you use on the couch for a media pc or couch gaming.

i finally found my mouch stuck between the cushions.

by edo9 July 28, 2010