mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!

INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

Musexual

More interested with music\musical instruments then with the opposite gender

"are you going to be with ur chick tonight"

"Nah id rather play my guitar"

"Dude ur 2 musexual"

by GuitarLover55555555555555555 December 16, 2008

Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.

Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.

by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007

mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

by mootixguy October 10, 2008

manusexual

A straight male San Antonio Spurs fan who would go gay for Manu Ginobili.

When I peeked in his My Photos folder, my deepest suspicions were confirmed -- Juan was a total manusexual.

by Menudo T. July 15, 2009

mikusexual

A sexual orientation in which one is sexually attracted to the virtual popstar hatsune miku and variants of her. Mikusexual people can be attracted to hatsune miku, mikudayo, shiteyanyo, zatsune miku, hatsune mikuo, hachune miku, and other fanloids designed to represent miku. Not included is kagami kawaiine, because she is not miku chan san tan sama kun, and other fanloids not designed to represent miku.

"Mikusexual is such a great and valid sexuality!"
"fuck off pleb"

by jellyfish288 January 26, 2021

Monsexual

Attraction towards money.

Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.

by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021