Mother Goose

A girl who is fairly loose. (loosy-goosy)

Did you have sex with her last night?" "Yea man, she was a Mother Goose

by warriorfan01 September 29, 2010

mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children

my mom is a mother goose

by rayxn July 20, 2021

mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

by NateZ October 14, 2005

mother goose

A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.

Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.

by Shitty McFondler May 23, 2006

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

mother goose

to rape, specifically in the ass, i.e., the mother of all goosing.

Don't walk out on the college green at night, someone will mother goose you.

by Frank Roosevelt November 08, 2007

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 07, 2006