Small convenient stop off point generally found just off highway exits. Sometimes stayed at after a long drive or after picking up that STD infested hottie on the street corner for a quickie. The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between it and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
by Skatched August 28, 2008
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Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017
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by ZJweb May 9, 2009
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Have you seen that couple who was going through that nasty divorce lately?
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.
Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.
What a motel slut!
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.
Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.
What a motel slut!
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