motard

A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.

Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.

by renatina October 1, 2005

Motard

From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.

Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.

by Robert Sanders April 19, 2006

Motard

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.

Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Motard

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"

by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010

motard

A retarded moron/moronic retard.

What a motard.

by SND January 17, 2003

Motard

a moron and a retard combined

George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard

by Mollyness December 28, 2008

motard

1.) A person who is more retarded than the average retard.

2.) A retard with an affinity for Spike Lee films. (See Mo'Tarded Blues)

I was talking to this Go-Tard, and he was bad, but then a Motard showed up.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003