Mortal Kombat

Badass fighting video game with so much blood and guts it was almost banned from North America.

Joe Lieberman wanted to BAN Mortal Kombat.

by FoolishCat December 22, 2004

Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high

I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.

by missscarlett October 24, 2008

li mortacci tua

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).

Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua

by Nagasakia March 17, 2016

Mortgage

A legally binding contract that allows a financial institution to rape you every month for the next 20-30 years. In return, you get the privilege of maintaining a dwelling out of your own pocket without actually owning it.

1. So what'll it be this month Honey, pay the mortgage or get the driveway fixed?

2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.

by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015

The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!

Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!

by thepacificislander June 15, 2012

mortar

To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.

"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."

by bromp December 9, 2008