by dumb.beyotch69 May 6, 2020
Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.
"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
by thislittlepoopypantsishungry June 8, 2018
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty
Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?
Andrew: She sure did
Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?
Andrew: She sure did
by RichardRyder69 February 5, 2016
The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3
He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.
Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.
Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
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