Morty

Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.

Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 6, 2020

morty

Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.

"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"

by thislittlepoopypantsishungry June 14, 2018

Morty

A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did

by RichardRyder69 September 25, 2016

Morty

The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.

Morty bought more crack from Falner today.

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

Morty

A cool person that will prevent you from ever being bored.

I'm so bored I need a morty

by Dafe4 July 22, 2019

Morty

Morty is a Jew dog name. It represents the best and most intelligent form of dog.

I wish I had a Morty

by Narisa September 10, 2010

morty

a nickname given to the suburb of mortdale, sydney, Australia.

shaun: catch ya down at morty? good side?

ayden: nah bad side! i wanna buy singles at ctc

by mortdale June 25, 2009