Mort

The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)

girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*

girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic

by Ivyrose April 9, 2013

Mort

Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.

..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.

by Mr Passing through September 29, 2008

Mort

A really good looking beast that gets the babes

Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!

by ygwygyxewuehcewhchvhv March 26, 2013

Mort

the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

by annab.s3 July 1, 2020

Mort

A professional gamer who is really based and beats their friends in EVERY game XD

''Mort is such a fucking pro gamer''

by homeboymort December 28, 2020

Mort

A person who is Mort is mad and short.

Short person: aargh I'm angry.
Other person: Haha he's mort

by HjalmarTV June 26, 2019

Mort

A person who lacks any good looks or intelligence, does stupid retarded mistakes all the time, often referred to as a cross between a mole and a wart

Ugly Brenda fell on her face again..... The mort

by Crim_boi June 10, 2014