Morning

A greeting that can be used at any time of day, even if it isnt morning. Can confuse people but is the easiest non thinking way to say hello.

Jeff: Hey john
John: morning
Jeff: Dude, its 5 in the evening...
John: meh...

by - Irishaxe - May 5, 2009

Morning

A period of time that is said to last from 5-7 AM to 12 PM. It is unknown whether this is true or not, as during weekdays, we lose consciousness of time at school or at work until noontime finally happens, and during the weekends, we spend this time of the day sleeping.

Someone said I'd regret that tomorrow morning, but it's okay. It will be Saturday tomorrow, so I'll just have to sleep until noon.

I had a test this morning. It was long. It also was difficult, as I was still half asleep.

by Shiny_Destory May 16, 2016

morn

The morning. I'm bringing 'morn' back!

"This fair morn"

by Ooooh...ravioli! June 16, 2009

morns

abbreviation of “morning”.

rach: “i’ll see you in the morns.”
rick: “yeah for sure, have a good night.”

by rickymcschnicky October 24, 2019

morning

I always say morning instead of good morning because if it were a good morning, I would be fishing.

“Morning Carmen, but not good morning. Never got to go fishing today.”

by bwclappin October 15, 2021

Morn

When a vagina morphs into a human eating alien thats like a snake only it grows super big and has sharp teeth

She morned as the neighborhood boy kissed her collarbone.

by theallycracker February 22, 2014

Morning

The worst part of the day

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE MORNINGS

by faggot nigga balls May 9, 2022