Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Monacle

When a person where’s this type of vision magnifier they are destined to soon have a dislocated shoulder by no means of nature. It is a term commonly used in the mills.

Person one: aye moe how yhu dislocate your shoulder?
Person two: I had a monacle on dummy

by 60millsboi May 29, 2019

Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003

Monacle

A single shackle.
As manifasted by Tycho of Penny Arcade glory.

-Gee bob, thats a real big monacle you've got there.
-That sure is, Jim.

by Akimbo April 20, 2005

Monacle Boy

N. A person who is nerdy enough to have broken his glasses and tried to fix it with the magic of scotch tape... unsuccessfully.

ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.

V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.

Jared Lorraine can also be referred to as a MONACLE BOY as he has broken his glasses.

Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.

Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.

by Ozian April 2, 2009

Irish Monacle

Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...

Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"

Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."

by Edgar666 November 13, 2009

Mornocles

Derives from the word manocles, and is essentialy the same in meaning

big bore mornocles

by White Ice March 25, 2004