Mormanizer

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.

"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"

by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

Mormony

Lame, weak, unfun. Prudish, straitlaced. No fun allowed in the name of the Mormon Lord. A person (especially a hot girl) who refuses to show any skin. A roommate who gripes if you play an r-rated movie. A grandmother who gripes about your bride's spaghetti-strapped wedding dress. The list goes on...

See christiany

She was being mormony wouldn't come because she got off work at 11 on Saturday and didn't want to make Jesus mad by partying on his day.

by Freakin' a August 1, 2010

mormanity

Another word for mormanism, just a little offensive.

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!

by Master Zula June 29, 2011

mormanon

Morm-anon is a worldwide fellowship that offers a program of recovery for the families and friends of Mormons, whether or not the Mormon recognizes the existence of a problem or seeks help.

"After leaving the Mormon cult, Mormanon helped me recover from the cult and work to become normal again.

by Kelboduke July 3, 2015

Dirty morman

When a man is banging two or more chicks and insists that they call him Joseph Smith the whole time.

Bro, I totally pulled a dirty morman with those three chicks last night. *high five to follow

by TBone0808 July 3, 2017

Mormanillies

Years of interbreeding between Morman and Hillbillies in Nevada to achieve the lowest possible IQ.

Mormanillies are as follows: A girl gets her boyfriend to sell all his stuff in a yard sale so he can pay her rent. Girl does not work or have a job and he does not live with her. Then girl marries someone else.

People that dress up like cowboys to include boots, handkerchiefs, may or may not own a horse they cannot ride, and live in a run down trailer house.

by buzzlebee69 July 8, 2011

mommanyms

A gathering of relatives.

Mommanyms down to the bus stop...reckon I best go get 'em.

by Aardvarkian January 29, 2005