moped

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

by Day January 19, 2006

moped

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

by makelatackela June 11, 2006

moped

A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.

That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.

by obabakoak July 25, 2006

Moped

Coolest from of transportation. ever

Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.

by Bandit June 13, 2003

benidorm moped

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it

by Rob Shep April 18, 2008

military moped

1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob

The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 12, 2006

Mopedicide

Mopedicide - to kill one's self by the act of a moped; to commit suicide by a moped through various means

The man committed mopedicide yesterday by driving his moped into a brick wall.

by MopedicideMan August 3, 2012