Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.
The morbologist, studing “morbology”, morbedly morbed all the tasks given to him by his superiors in utmost fashion.
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Mootology • Monopology • muntology • Mobology • Morbology • Metology • Mittology • Moistology • MOJOLOGY • Mokology
by VLC February 17, 2008
Get the Monopology mug.1) The excessive use of sex terms while speaking.
2) The art of being able to relate anything to sex.
3) The ability to make people wonder why the f*** you know so much about sex, that you can constantly twist something to be a disgusting sex phrase.
2) The art of being able to relate anything to sex.
3) The ability to make people wonder why the f*** you know so much about sex, that you can constantly twist something to be a disgusting sex phrase.
EXAMPLE 1:
Lemonjello: DAM! Morgan knows his F***ing mojology.
EXAMPLE 2:
Melonjello: I didnt know it was possible to use so much mojology in one sitting! Maybe one day i can become a MOJOLOGIST.
Lemonjello: DAM! Morgan knows his F***ing mojology.
EXAMPLE 2:
Melonjello: I didnt know it was possible to use so much mojology in one sitting! Maybe one day i can become a MOJOLOGIST.
by mojologist May 6, 2009
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Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
by Hamlette September 13, 2010
Get the Monopology mug.The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.
Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok
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Yankist: Did you see the game last night?
Metologist: What game?
Yankist: The one where those stupid ass Mets lost. I was rolling.
Metologist: What the fuck did you just say, you damn Yank!
Yankist: You got Metology don't you?
Metologist: What game?
Yankist: The one where those stupid ass Mets lost. I was rolling.
Metologist: What the fuck did you just say, you damn Yank!
Yankist: You got Metology don't you?
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