Moose cock

In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.
I almost made it through those trees, but that moose cock knocked my disc down.
by Jonny Hyzer December 10, 2010
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hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
by Flip Chick September 09, 2006
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infiltrating moose cock

Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked
Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole
by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003
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Bull Moose Cock (BMC)

A man who has a very large wide Wang, similar to either and Bull or Moose. Also very common in the Doctor world to diagnose a man with this syndrome
Did you see Dr. Pat’s wang? It reminds me of a bull moose cock (BMC)!
by Blamski man January 14, 2021
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suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
by Rob Falla October 29, 2004
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