oklahoma moonpie

when eating a girl out doggie style, and she projectile shits on your face.

Suzy got a hold of a bad taco and gave her boyfriend an oklahoma moonpie.

by seth2780 April 5, 2008

Pulled a moonie

When someone jerks off in an outhouse.

O my god he just pulled a moonie!

by Balls 4 free January 23, 2019

Darwinkle Moonie

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)

Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*

by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009

crimson moonpie

when a woman is on her period and has diarrhea, fuck her in the ass and give her a creampie. Mix it all together and eat her out.

bloody shitty cummie ass eating crimson moonpie

by KirtNKristy November 18, 2011

mississippi moonpie

a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)

1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!

by LUCAASSSSS TIIIIIIMMMY NICKKKK June 27, 2011

moonie

A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.

They fundraise everywhere to hold speeches and rallies and to donate...ALOT.

by anonimoose March 30, 2005

Moonie

Moonie Is A Beautiful Girl ! Shes Usually About 5'5 Nice Shape And Very Pretty! Looks Can Be Decieving Moonie Can Be Fierce ! Moonie Doesnt Take Shit She'll Snap ! Moonie Is Very Independent And Self Reliant !

I Saw Moonie Today ! Bae Was Looking Tooo Good!

by beautiful Ass November 12, 2014