Moonie 

An O.g. attendee of the legendary Full moon gatherings in the wild lands of southern california

Ny fellow moonies directions for tonight's gathering are as follows. Moontribe Fmg

Moonie by Mtboagee January 11, 2018

Moonie 

A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.

A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.

Moonie by Alan May 14, 2004

Moonie 

A member of the Fraternity of Galaxy.

Garrett is the best Moonie I know, he made galaxy-moonies.com

Moonie by Gab16 December 31, 2008

Moonie 

A very sleepy dog that sleeps most of the day and snores.

Oh that stupid moonie!

Moonie by EMOprincess5 July 24, 2009

moonie 

Much like a selfie. You take a picture showing your face, except it shows part or all of your ass in the photo. Usually using a mirror. Post it on Facebook statuses and such for tons of humour.

She didn't have a selfie but she did have a moonie.

"Wow, nice ass!"

moonie by Blackskull1337 May 14, 2014

moonie 

1: The bearing of ones backside in a specific direction.
2: Some sort of a crazy cult over in the USA

1: I pulled a moonie at the cricket team's bus!

moonie by Josquius April 14, 2004

moonie 

one who thinks he is of the highest stature, but is actually a homosexual pervert that involves himself in such activities as: molestation, poke and tickle with 12 year olds, and a large variety of circle jerks. Moonies are really nothing but michelob drinking cunts that wear polo, croakies, boat shoes, and really high khaki shorts. a straight up bitch.

Subber #1: who the hell is this guy?
Subber #2: I have no clue, I guess he just got back from a boat ride.
Subber #3: Nope its just another moonie.
Subber #1: Is that blood all over his ass?
Subber #2: ya, it must be a moonie.

moonie by Jeff Edwards December 18, 2007