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moonface

Big round face that is a moon.
by butt April 22, 2004
mugGet the moonfacemug.

moonface

When someone passes out (or it could happen during kinky sex, you decide) and someone else (usually of the opposite sex) bends over and takes an enormous crap on the persons face while simultaneously rubbing their ass cheeks into it, creating a sludgy pool of human feces all over the persons face.
"Yo, Dean, what did you do with your new girlfriend last night?"

"Rob, I moonfaced that bitch!!"
by Stuntz March 16, 2008
mugGet the moonfacemug.

moonface

Jessies steroid face with chickenpock craters.
"Jessie, your face is very fat and round today, you must have moonface."
by yessica! yallen! April 22, 2004
mugGet the moonfacemug.

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
by Tbell November 9, 2014
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Moonface

(noun) Somthing Devin Nunes Cow, tells Orange people to call Asians.
Becky would you look at the sise of that moonface
by #Justsayin May 6, 2020
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