moondocking

moondocking is when you crap into a womens PUSSY. it is when a girl streches her vagina wide enough so somone other than herself can crap into the opening/cave of the vagina.

moondocking is when somones turd goes into a girl pussy, not her own turd though.

by RAVEMAN June 11, 2006

moon rocks

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report

"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"

by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009

Moon Rocks

An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.

Man, I hooked up with that girl from Burger King. Too bad I didn't wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from Apollo 11, and itches hellaciously.I think Darla gave me Moon Rocks.

by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011

moon rocks

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.

that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.

by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003

Moon Rocks

Large shards of pure (or almost pure) MDMA. Way better than your average stepped on and super cut bag of powdered molly or pressed ecstasy pills. Taken orally mostly at music festivals, moon rocks are highly potent and will give you a clean long lasting high.

Hope you're wearing your astronaut suit to this Phish festie cuz I got us a big bag of moon rocks.

by onedaytoday August 17, 2018

moonrock

A combination of crack and heroin, usually smoked. Usually low quality, black tar heroin. Sometimes crack is crushed and injected with heroin, also a moonrock.

Moonrocks are a poorer, less-intelligent man's speedball.

by Casey L. Jones July 17, 2006

Moondock

A dock on the moon.

Moondock!

by AlexJWeston April 17, 2021