moolee

Something to call your best friend when you can't think of a pet name

Steph: Hey!
Anna: Oh hey moolee :)
Steph: Aw that is like SO cute. You called me your moolee :)

by the_annie_machine February 10, 2009

Moolest

1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.

1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"

"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."

"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"

2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"

by Wooflester May 16, 2013

mooseseal

When a guys dick goes floppy and swollen and dangles between his legs.

Damm what has that dude got down his pants I bet he's a mooseseal

by Elephant seal December 4, 2016

moolee man

Lover boy

Boy you a moolee man!

by Heytherepimp. May 11, 2018

Moolsey

A Moolsey is unlike any other. She is Beautiful, talented, smart, funny and amazing. She also goes by the name Anastasia. She is perfect in every way, she's the best in the world but she doesnt think so. She'll always be on your mind and knows how to brighten the worst days with her amazing eyes, which in turn makes you smile all day every day. She'll always make you the happiest you've ever been. She belongs in an exhibit because it's crazy not to be staring at her. An amazing girl, with a beautiful face, and personality. If your day is going bad, just go hang out with a Moolsey. You could feel her good vibe's a mile away. She could make you laugh with the most pointless jokes, and make you smile when your extremely sad.

Wow, she is Moolsey.
Where is my friend Moolsey?

by Nirvana6:66 September 13, 2019

Moolester

Someone who fucks cows right in their asshole.

That farmer is a Moolester

by jaydeno22 October 7, 2019

Moolester

Someone who fucks cows right in the asshole

The farmer is a Moolester

by jaydeno22 October 7, 2019