Moofie

The name of a mythical creature that wreaks havoc on modems and other computer network components. A computer gremlin.

See aslo moofed

We knew Moofie was on the loose when suddenly people started disappearing from chat.

by Zabad July 24, 2005

Moofter

A mass (massive) poofter (homosexual). A combination of the two words, similar to the phrase "gunt".

Dude, quit being such a moofter.

by $TYX September 19, 2006

mootie patootie

i call my mutuals or friends on tiktok mootie patootie mostly @michealaftonsfave on tiktok 🥺

"mootie patootie what is this"

by glamcockfreddy February 26, 2022

Moofie

The residual mildewy smell remaining on laundry if not dried properly.

"I'm sorry if I smell moofie, I left my hoodie in the washer too long." "These towels smell moofie, I didn't dry them long enough."

by Boda August 14, 2012

moofie

Someone you care for very much. Usually someone cuddly.

It's been such a long time since I saw my moofie.

by Adriana March 12, 2005

moofie

Stencils for your intimate designs down there. MOOFIE - Shape it in style.

Till moofie makes you cry for more.... :)

by Nancys beauty secrets January 29, 2010

moofie

A cross between a muffin and a cookie, but impossible to make.

After trying for days to make a moofie, her oven exploded.

by Liliacam April 3, 2008