Moocher

Someone who survives off anothers income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor.

I can't believe you are letting him stay here! All he does is eat our food, drink our beer, watch our t.v. and still has the nerve to ask us if we can loan him money! What a moocher!

Dude, quit moochin all my beer!

That moocher isn't getting a dime from me!

by Leesanne January 10, 2006

cable moocher

Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.

Tommy is such a cable moocher. He's always at my house watching TV and leaving potato chip crumbs on the sofa.

by calonzo November 8, 2006

Mookler

n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!

"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".

by Satandog February 8, 2006

moogler

1. To borrow something unbelievably awesome which is hard to find

2. To tame or benefit from a 'moogle' expertly (creature in final fantasy)

James always finds cool stuff, he is such a moogler.

Kim you moogler, I wish I found that. (affectionate)

by JimJam2256 November 20, 2011

Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4

Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.

by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019

King moocher

The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.

S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any

T- You asked yesterday and the day before

S- Please

T- You’re the King Moocher

by Moochington the third May 22, 2020

moncler

A very expensive jacket for hard bangers.

Moncler fur came of that (moncler) (jacket)

by Didactic March 9, 2018