Monty

A nigga with a big black cock

You look at that Monty

by dairy man March 20, 2019

montie

To start one's car using a screwdriver instead of a key.

My friend had to montie into his car this morning.

by ErnieG March 22, 2006

Monty

A male with exceptionally large genetalia usually 11 1/2 inches or more. As in Monty Python therefore having a python as male genetalia. Partners are usually referred to as snake charmers.

Why am i so happy? I was with this guy last nite, he was called Dave but i'll be calling him Monty from now on!

by Pandalover69 March 1, 2009

monty

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

Monty defeated Rommel.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Monty

Monty’s are the best people in the world and usually have a massive dick. They are always making you happy and know how to make you laugh.

Hey Monty you have a massive dick and you are so funny

by Dabestboiii October 17, 2019

Monti

A really sweet, caring guy. A really good boyfriend and not frigid. Very athletic and is really good at football. Can be a jerk sometimes but overall really funny and kind to the ones he loves. He's a momma's boy and loves his family more than anything.

Monti really is goated.

by TheRealGOATT November 28, 2020

Monty

Slang term for money.

Paúl: Did we make any.........monty?

by ghost towne December 27, 2020