Paul Montano

Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.

fuck the drain is clogged, we have to get the paul montano (clump of semen, pubes, and hardened lotion in the shower drain after excessive shower masturbation) out.

by PaulLicksBalls69 December 26, 2021

Mrs. Montano

A teacher who is a real bitch, bullies kids and generally sucks at teaching

Guy #1: do you have that one teacher in honors pre-calc?
Guy #2: yeah man she’s a real Mrs. montano
Guy #1: fucking bitch

by I am beer November 22, 2021

Angelic Montano

A awesome girlfriend that loves to take care of her girlfriend. She also try to hide that she wants you sexually. She is not a physical touch type of person but her relationship will always require this cause she doesn't do it enough. Which can cause problems in her love life.

Angelic Montano is a lovely women.

by #ExGirlFriend March 25, 2023