Monsterish

1. An exclamatory statement to define something as beyond the norm.

2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.

That was just a monsterish newb...

That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!

by Plutoman February 29, 2008

Monsterbeast

A term used to describe some one whom with their great skill has defeated you. Also popularly used to describe the plus 4 card in UNO. Monsterbeast can also be used to describe the toughness of something.

A group of friends are playing Halo. Plex you monsterbeast!
Another example is a group of friends playing Uno. Hey man you got a crazy look in your eye. Why yes I do it's because I got a monsterbeast!

by Jonathon McElwain April 1, 2007

Taiwanese Moisturizer

Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.

"How is your skin so soft?"

"Taiwanese Moisturizer helps,"
"OKAY!"

by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019

Monsterita

One of the best drinks ever made. A mix of ground ice, Monster, and margarita mix. Very sweet, but highly enjoyable.

Damn, that Monsterita was the sweetest drink I've ever had!

by c0mpletextacy October 9, 2010

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

Moisturizer

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

by Anna! =) December 1, 2009

monstersexual

Having a humongous lust for sex, and during intercourse acts like a beast. Defines both the way of making love and the will of making love.

Ian at Sthlm, Linnéroad, is a hellova monstersexual guy

by 4l3x&3r January 11, 2005