monotone bone

Boring, lackluster sex.

That Rachel sho' is a monotone bone.
Fer sho'.

by Skizzy Bizzle a.k.a. Sads Oko March 15, 2005

monotosis

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.

Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis

by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017

monotone

when a person is so fucking gay that they cant even raise their voice. they only have one tone like emma, elliot, and mr johnson. they can't use exclamation points or queston marks.

mr johnson- shit.
elliot- shit.
emma- shit
blair- SHIT!!!!!
serena- SHIT???
chace- shit, i'm hot!

as you can see, chace, blair, and serena are the only people without a monotone.

by chaces bitches March 29, 2009

Monotone Chase

The act of atlking in a monotone and talking without using your lips.

Nick was talking in a monotone Chase.

by Chase Halverson December 4, 2005

monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

monotone smile

A subtle smile without actually moving the mouth in any sort of way.

That was so funny I forgot to laugh. But don't worry, I let loose a monotone smile.

by missy4 May 5, 2009

monogosexual

A sexual orientation in which an individual’s sexual attraction mechanism functions similar to a light switch; they can be sexually attracted to many people, but once they form a strong romantic emotional bond with another individual, their attraction switch gets “flipped” and they can then only be sexually attracted to their romantic partner. This can function to the extent that they can’t even fantasize or have sexual dreams featuring anyone other than their partner.

Monogosexual individuals can be any gender or gender sexuality (heterosexual, heteroflexible, homosexual, bisexual, pan sexual, etc). The defining characteristic is that once they form a pair bond, they lose their ability to find anyone else sexually attractive.

I could never be polyamorous because I’m monogosexual.

by WoodsWytch January 30, 2021