When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

Monking it in by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

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monking off

Monking off is a broad term used when someone does something non-positive such as anything stupid, rude or simply wrong.

This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.

1) I can't believe you monked off last night
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on

monking off by laticannon February 28, 2012

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Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

Double Monking by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

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Operation Mockingbird

A covert campaign run by the CIA to influence the media.

Starting in the early days of the Cold War (late 40's), the CIA began a secret project called Operation Mockingbird, with the intent of buying influence behind the scenes at major media outlets and putting reporters on the CIA payroll, which has proven to be a stunning ongoing success. The CIA effort to recruit American news organizations and journalists to become spies and disseminators of propaganda, was headed up by Frank Wisner, Allen Dulles, Richard Helms, and Philip Graham (publisher of The Washington Post). Wisner had taken Graham under his wing to direct the program code-named Operation Mockingbird and both have presumably committed suicide.

Operation Mockingbird by Dancing with Fire October 28, 2013

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