monkeyshit

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

Monkeyshanked

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

monkeyhandles

the act of a woman hanging upside down and giving two guys a handjob.

"me and my friend met some crazy ho and she did the monkeyhandles on us.

by Highlandr October 2, 2006

Monkeyshirt

a shirt with a lot of shit on it like monkeys or flowers or shit designs

d00d sh3 we4r5 s0 m4ny monkeyshirt its fuking annoying

by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

MonkeySlap

This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.

MonkeySlap is so good at Countries Hangman!

by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020

monkeyshot

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.

the products of apple are a monkeyshot

by wickedassim October 20, 2010

monkeyhairs

Pubic hair

I shaved my monkeyhairs

by Gtrguy January 7, 2022