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Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?
by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010
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MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins
by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009
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monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"
by Mick September 21, 2003
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monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"
by Howboucha December 18, 2003
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monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.
Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.
by j-cow September 4, 2006
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Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.
What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.
by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003
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Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
by dannyjenn June 16, 2008
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