the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"
by Tess October 24, 2004
Get the monkey man mug.1) A pretty lousy superhero that does not quite fit in with the true definition of superhero. He's like Robin Hood, in the sense that he steals from the rich. But then he shoots the poor... and the rich. He's a monkey/human crossover from a drunken hooker and a horny monkey. He fell into a pit of toxic waste and gained super powers. He has an all red body, a curly tail, and a really weird single ear that droops down the side of his face. He has a trusty sidekick the boy, who can't do anything right besides being annoying and dying.
"Holy Genocide Monkey Man, your not supposed to burn down the church, kill the minister then rape his wife, just to get at the collection plate!"
"I don't care"
"I don't care"
by The Mighty Pornus May 31, 2006
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by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004
Get the monkey man mug.When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.
by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008
Get the monkey man mug.a douche bag....who works at the local skateshop(in batavia)....laughs all the time about stupid shit no one cares about....wheres the same hurley pants..everyday and always talks about how good he is at skateboarding (but he sucks)
by tim oh man ion August 15, 2003
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