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monkeykong

The original name of donkeykong.
some moron in japan made a spelling mistake when shipping the game to the U.S. Thats how that crazy gorilla we all know and love got the name donkeykong.
by MR. † October 26, 2003
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Monkeyondafield

Yo there’s a monkeyondafield that’s just his roblox name
by Monkeyondafield June 21, 2019
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MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman
Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone
by Joe November 11, 2004
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monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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monkeymongmashed

knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;
not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.
I can't believe I shagged all those russian dockers last night, I was so monkeymongmashed.
by Lord Crinkle November 23, 2003
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Monkeydonia

Monkeydonia is a semi-derogative term used to describe the country of FYROM (North Macedonia). The reason behind the mocking is due to the historical revisionist / misleading / cultural appropriative nature of the North Macedonians. This tactic is known as antiquization - a form of historical quackery.

Essentially what the history is, originally the land in ancient times was known as the Paeonian Kingdom. King Agis died, then Phillip 2 of Macedon (a real authentic Greek Macedonian - the real macedonians) conquered Paeonian land and turned it into a vassal of Greek Macedonia.

Around the sixth century, the slavs settled the balkans, becoming known as the south slavs. This land was no longer Greek - Macedonian inhabitants, it was now a slavic land. This area specifically became associated with the Bulgarians as they were Slavicized from the 7th to 10th century. Eventually much later, Turkish Ottomans took over the land. The nationalist Western-Bulgarians in the late 1800s revolted. They adopted the title "macedonian" as reference to the ancient land, not as a ethno-nationalist qualifier. Later, yugoslav-communist propaganda turned this into a deeper lie, insinuating that the Western-Bulgarians are "real Macedonian people" (false).

Essentially, the modern day people are descendants of Bulgarian ancestry. So they should not be called Macedonian. However, they deserve a distinct identity, so some have theorized renaming the country as Vardaria, and the language as Vardzarija.
Propagandist : We are real Macedonians!

Historian: No, you are actually "Vardarians". you are descendants of Bulgarians. Why do you insist on spreading propaganda?

Propagandist: We are Macedonia.

Historian: More like Monkeydonia.
by Dilvaed November 21, 2023
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