Monkey Dick

A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.

Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!

by Cameron Siebenmark June 24, 2008

Monkey Dick

A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.

"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham

by David Shaw February 17, 2004

african monkey dick

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

Dick Monkey

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.

Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!

by theironavenger September 19, 2009

dick monkey

A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.

can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016