moneycock

The amount of money a fellow is willing to spend on strippers. If one has lots of cash on-hand, but tips frugally, one still has a small moneycock.

Steve has five hundred bucks in his pocket, but he's only given out three singles. Bill has a very small moneycock. Jimmy has bought five lap dances tonight, and he's still giving strippers money to tip other strippers, he has a huge moneycock.

by travalee January 27, 2012

Moneycake

A combination of the two best things on the planet, used to describe the thrid, being sex.

T.Cakebread-Brown is the chief baker and head chef in the production of money cake.

Vodka being the fourth best thing can result in vodka moneycake, which can be quite messy.

Would u like a slice of my moneycake tonight? ;)

by Sarah Piggott January 11, 2008

Moneycompany

Something you say to someone that is not an answer to a question and essentially blows them off leaving them confused.

Hey Bill, whats time is the game?
Me: "Moneycompany"

by Seeking Knowledge December 7, 2019

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004

moneycake

A term used to describe the act of sex, often used in faux text-sex conversations by bored people on New Year's Day.

"Would you like a slice of moneycake?"

by Gills January 11, 2008

Moneychester Shitty

A shit team that’s only good because they have heaps of money and they have fake ass plastic fans and they spend most of there time thinking about Liverpool and calling them shit instead of focusing on their own teams failings

“Did you watch Moneychester shitty play this morning”

by A person with a brain123456789 January 6, 2020

moneymore

go here if you want to fucking die

the estate in drogheda where the girls are pretty, they serve good chilli, and the men are armed

a mix of the wild wild west and GTA online

"did you go to moneymore last night?"
*realises he's talking to a legless corpse*
"oh yea"

by bone rattler November 22, 2021