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Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.
Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Intermarriage Money Laundering

This is when the wife writes a $20,000.00 check from the joint account as a deposit for a very large purchase, requests it back made payable to her, deposits the funds into her personal account and then pays the full amount of the purchase on the joint credit card to earn miles for her upcoming trip to New York with the girls...
My use of intermarriage money laundering is how I was able to buy my Birkin bag.
by rwandst March 12, 2011
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gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.
yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭
by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025
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money lawndering

Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
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