Moner

An extremely painful morning wood; a painful boner

Person 1: "Aw man, this morning I woke up with a moner, and i thought my dick was gonna explode!"
Person 2: "Aw shit bro...that sucks."

by RileyFish April 16, 2015

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

mongey_vr

A (famous?) monke with in he’s words has a jigantic shlong. Also know for monke on the shelf and crab walking

“I touched Mongey_vr’s ass” “I follow mongey_vr”

by Jack wrath March 8, 2022

monery

A typo for money

This is not a word.

GM: “hey how's it going?”
NF: “i’m broke as fuck i ran out of Monery”
GM: “what?”
NF: “Money**”

by 05_Light_Explains January 22, 2023

mongey

1) A person who is part mongoloid and part monkey.
2) Someone who is not very bright, repeatedly does the same stupid stuff all the time, can't learn from their mistakes, is shown newer smarter ways of doing things yet prefers the old archaic way of doing things even if they waste more time, physically more hard to do, more unhealthy, etc.

Get out of here mongey and go pick some coconuts.

by Fartwangler April 18, 2018

Moner

When men wake up in the morning with a boner.

Hey guys just woke up and have a moner.

by Lord Jon Snow August 2, 2020

Moner

A mild boner.

Did you see Nathan? He has a moner!

by wtfgodzilla January 7, 2011