A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
Get the Broke as a Monday night hookermug. A girl you don't introduce to your parents or your friends. She serves her purpose, sexually, maintenance fee's are real low. But she does not get top date night billing like Friday or Saturday night. She may move up higher in the rotation if she can cook bonus if she does your laundry
My Monday night girl is coming over to make me a meatloaf and blow me watching football. Hope I beat the point spread on the shop football pool
by HO- HOPR October 13, 2022
Get the Monday night girlmug. 1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.
2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?
Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!
Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!
Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
by RokOutKokOut October 29, 2015
Get the Monday Night Football and chillmug. Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.
Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.
by Glenn Miller's Ghost September 17, 2010
Get the Frank's Monday Night Specialmug. A group of culturally diverse, north shore private school alphas, who gather on the sacred day of Monday to rejoice in the name of the Beef god Mike Lit, and its holy cut of rump. Worshipping occurs at the sacrosanct of the Woolwich Pier on Monday, every Monday, til there art now cow left.
by Euro Stene May 26, 2017
Get the Monday Steak Nightmug. by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021
Get the Monday Night Pedromug. Having unprotected doggy-style sex with your partner while watching wrestling, preferably in the 8-11pm time slot on Monday Nights. This act includes doing the Jey Uso YEET with your hands and slapping your partner's butt as your hands come down, so that you can simultaneously smack their cheeks while clapping their cheeks.
by PT73 March 10, 2025
Get the Monday Night RAWmug.