monday 

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!

monday by desperatestudent193 June 19, 2010

Monday 

The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.

Guy: It's Monday once again. God help me.

Monday by Officer Jordan April 21, 2008

Monday 

1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.

2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend

(n. origin: Satan)

FML, it's Monday!

Monday by amberithink October 6, 2009

Monday 

Easily the worst day of the week. It is the first day back in prison. It is the worst especially for teens because they have been watching SMG4, funny fails or some fresh memes.

Alex: Rod, do you like Mondays
Rod: No, who likes Mondays? They're stupid!
Fletcher: I like Mondays, Mondays are the best
Alex: Happy Monday
Rod: More like unhappy Monday

Monday by Power476 August 20, 2020

Monday 

The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.

Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!

Monday by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo April 2, 2010

Monday 

A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.

Today was such a Monday, everything sucked!

Monday by Maya January 23, 2005

monday 

someone or something you hate with an extreme prejudice.

I hate that Fucker Tom, he's such a fuckin' Monday

monday by R U N? October 25, 2004