Momsterbong

when your mom takes the biggest hit out of a bong

wow my parental unit to a momsterbong hit!

by prettybritttiieee October 12, 2009

momster

An active member of the mommy mafia. (A mobster in the mommy mafia.)

"She's a new member of the West Oak Mommy Mafia - a momster in training."

by Regan and Lisa Brunsvold January 10, 2008

momster

a woman who kills her own child

Casey Anthony is a momster.

by BrookeNM July 5, 2011

momster

A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when:

1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something

4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.

teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*

Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."

teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "

by Magentaa0_o September 12, 2011

Momster

n. a social networking site for moms of teens and tweens powered by Family Circle magazine

Instead of joining facebook, I'm going to join Momster to connect with other moms like me.

by momstermanda January 7, 2010

Momster

A guy who lives with his family but acts like he is all that.

A person who has a lot of gear but lives at his parents.

I bought the new Iphone this week.

"Dude your a Momster and you can afford it."

by Chickenhuner September 6, 2007

Momster

“Momsters” are hip, tattooed, irreverent, sex-positive mothers who care for their children with an alternative, holistic approach to parenting, often frowned upon by modern day June Cleaver clones.

Hey man, look at that momster over there with her boob in that baby's mouth! Who do you think does her ink?

by MILF and Cookies April 23, 2014